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Q. what breaks during sex
A. A 3 years olds pelvis

What's the difference between a truck load of sand and a truck load of babies?
A. You can't unload the sand with a pitchfork

Q: What's black and blue and smokes in the corner?
A: A baby chewing on an extention cord.

What do you do to deaf, dumb and a blind girl after u rape her???
- Break her finger so she wont tell anybody

Q: How do you get a dead baby across the street?
A: Staple it to a chicken.

: Whats small, brown, and spits ?
A: Baby in a frying pan

Q.Whats blue and fucks grandmothers?
A. Hyperthermia

Q: What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas?
A: Cancer

. What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
A. I don`t cum all over the apple before I take a bite out of it.

Q. What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies?
A. I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

Q: What do you get whan you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
A: Deep Throat.

Q: What's the best thing about a dead baby?
A: You don't have to pay that bitch any more child support.

Q: How do you stop a baby from choking?
A: Take your dick out of its mouth.

 

Q: How do you make a baby cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear

Q. Why does a midwife need hot water when she delivers a baby?
A. If the baby dies, she can make some soup.

Q. Why do babies have a soft spot at the top of their heads?
A. So you can carry five in one hand!
 

Q. What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
A. You can't fuck a rock.

Q: What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
A: A baby with slashed floaties.

Q: What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
A: The same baby three weeks later.

: Whats red and white and screams?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

. What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
A. The little boy in the trunk of my car.

A little girl is standing by the edge of a cliff crying her eyes out.    A man comes over and says, "What's wrong little girl?"  The little girl still crying just points over to the edge of the cliff.
The man looks over the edge and sees a car with the little girl's parents mangled on the rocks below.   The man turns round, unzips his fly and says, "I guess it just ain't your lucky day!"

What do you do when you find a woman bleeding in the side of the road?
-Ask her why the fuck arent u in the kitchen bitch??

Mitä eroa on ylellisellä turkispeitteellä ja kasalla kuolleita vauvoja?
- minä en masturboi ylellisellä turkispeitteellä.

 

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